At Vanguard, we receive a daily dose of good, wholesome junk mail in our mailboxes. But on this particularly glorious day, my buddy Brandi received a package. Inside was a brand new, cheaper than anything that they sell in the bookstore book for one of her classes, and it was completely surrounded by bubble wrap! Now, usual bubble wrap is exciting and grants instant pleasure when you squeeze it, right? That's why it's AMAZING. Well, not Brandi's bubble wrap. Hers did not allow her instant gratification, but instead she was forced to squeeze it with all her might in order to pop one bubble! What is that!?!?!?!?!
This was her face BEFORE she realized that her bubble wrap was cursed: