WCO2 & A Huge Pooch

Pooch. Just say that word. Pooch. Funny.

Okay, who would have thought that I could have TWO encounters with WCO in my lifetime! Let me remind you that WCO stands for Whip Cream Overload. (Maybe it's supposed to be "Whipped," but...whatever.)

Check this out. Pretty sure it was the same girl.

Ridiculous.

On Saturday I finally took my brother Ben to Six Flags, and I was shocked to see this:

I didn't know people actually won the huge ones. I thought...they were just for show so people could know what they're missing out on. Hm. This poor guy won it, but probably didn't think about carrying it through the longest line in history or the fact that he would have to shove it in a locker or take it on the ride with him. Poor fellow.

And finally, a shout out to last week's episode of The Office: Fluffy Fingers. WOW.

Clever Title

I try to create creative titles while creating my blogs, but sometimes my creativity skills are not fully functioning.

Today marks the last full day of school. Thank the Lord.
I was thinking that last year at about this time, I was just deciding to come to Vanguard, and I'm so happy I did!


But really, that's not the reason I'm writing. The true reason is to announce a new find that I happened upon last night. As you know, blogging is no easy task, and it can often be hard to find a blog worthy of frequent viewings. BUT I have found one. mikelutz1.blogspot.com. Check it out.

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Yummy.

Can I just say that this is gross. There are people in this world who let things go too far.

Behold: a joke gone too far.

Let me repeat: not a joke.

And, lo and behold, this is not a joke.

I promise you they are not chocolate covered.

The identity of this banana hoarding lunatic shall remain concealed lest this person should wish to reveal him or herself.

Wisdom from Home Depot

Yes, this sign is along the side of the line for Scream at Six Flags Magic Mountain.

I found it to be extremely informational and rather entertaining also.

Raggedy Shortcake

This beloved painting is hanging in my friend Bailey's house. I think it's a great picture of what I would imagine Raggedy Ann would look like if she was combined with Strawberry Shortcake. Let me also just say that is a creepy painting in real life.

Fun Stuff

Soooo.

As of Friday, Billy and I are dating.
I am stoked. Pretty sure he is too.
Haha!
That's a lie, we're both excited. :-D



I felt you should know. That's all for today. :-)

Hand dryers, revisited

No, I never visited hand dryers in the first place, but "revisited" sounds more epic than not.

Geez, a month? Yes, I am here, and yes, I am doing well!

I've only got a few weeks left in this semester, which I'm stoked about because I've been SO incredibly busy! I'm definitely ready for a break.

Also, I feel you should know that this is the greatest hand dryer ever, last seen and experienced in a Carl's Jr. in Corona. It comes complete with a set of instructions.

Hopefully you'll be able to experience this glorious contraption at one of your frequent fast food stops. Once the idea catches on, we will have no more awkward experiences while drying hands.

Never again will you have to wipe your hands on your clothing after struggling to get the motion detector to respond to your frantic, wet, waving hands. No longer will you have to cringe as you pump the wet handle that everyone else has used throughout the day...that is dripping with water. Nor will you have to struggle to pull only one towel at a time from the little stack sitting by the sink, which has already drenched the bottom half of the stack.

Get the picture? This is phenomenal.